The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
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(Source: emotional-algebra, via comealongpondd)
this is such a shit picture soz but yeah basically I’m planning on cutting the top bit off so it’s a top and a skirt and then wearing the skirt but lower and takin out the middle and back panel things of the skirt. I’ll then wear like a cream/brown piece of fabric Over the waist band bit. I’m wearing like brown leggings and brown boots so I think that’s okay. I’m gonna bleach my hair white and braid some of it etc and then all I need to buy are some dragons!
also I just untied one side of the dress which is making me look significant fatter than I actually am
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whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
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